we saw that...

wooley accomplishment stayed out of jail

for some reason when we saw this story linked from the dead pelican (thanks chad) it brought to mind the old classic chris rock comedy routine called "niggers versus black people" in that routine rock points out differences in what he calls black people and niggers. what particularly came to mind is how according to rock: "Niggers always want credit for some shit they're supposed to do. They'll brag about stuff a normal man just does. They'll say something like, “Yeah, well I take care of my kids.” You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker. “I ain't never been to jail.” Whaddya want? A cookie? You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!"