we saw that...

the one for rachel

...and cassie and daniel m. and kyle and matthew and john and corey and kelly and isaiah and lauren and daniel r. and dave and steven ... and eric and dylan...

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to borrow a phrase from the late, great new orleans blogger ashley morris - state representative lowell "chris" hazel is a douchbag and a fuckmook.

la. state house district 27 representative chris hazel, a former rapides parish assistant district attorney, although apparently not a very good one, because he thinks that a criminal who brings a gun to school to shoot up the student body will obey his bill not to possess body armor and which in fact rep hazel's bill makes innocent students, teachers and others sitting ducks.

whats more, chris hazel via his hb1153 says that "whoever commits the crime of wearing or possessing body armor by a student or nonstudent on school property, at a school-sponsored function, or in a firearm-free zone shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not less than one year nor more than five years, or both." for wearing or possessing something that could potentially save your kid's life.

hb1153 makes about as much (non)sense as "gun free zones" in which criminals can move virtually unimpeded because they know that the law-abiding possess nothing to stop them with.

chris hazel invokes the name of columbine...

yet there is no evidence whatsoever that klebold and harris wore body armor that fateful april day.

hb1153 dopey rino chris hazel's ignorant 'body armor' bill makes daily rotten

yes once again louisianaians ignorance laid bare on one of the highest trafficked websites on the web for all the world to see. gee thanks district 27 representative chris hazel and louisiana legislature and piyush "bobby" jindal.

a smattering of comments: (more at link)

From: purevenom
Date: 18-Jul-2008 17:34

So the logic in Louisiana is to attack the consequence, not that which causes problems. So, when people come down with a cold in Louisiana, would they chop off their noses to stop them from running?
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From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 18-Jul-2008 18:46

That makes as much sense as banning Kleenex in order to fight colds. But what else would you expect from a state that built their biggest city below sea level on the coast?
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From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 18-Jul-2008 19:17

I live about 1 hour from baton rouge and I can tell you from first hand knowledge that the people who live here are mostly fucktards. Still, at least it's not alabama.
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From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 18-Jul-2008 19:53

I've spent a lot of time in Louisiana, and Alabama. I'd much rather live in Alabama.

hb1153 email forward mocks louisiana and district 27's dopey rino chris hazel and his ignorant 'body armor' bill

wst... is in receipt of an email forward currently making its way around louisiana as well as globally...
excerpt:

Subject: FW: Fashion Police - HB 1153 is now law
I just knew the day would come…..The first piece of “Fashion Police Legislation” has officially arrived.

Is the Jezebell Caress Bustier considered body armor?
The definition of Body armor is not clear….LOLOLOLOL

(1) "Body armor" shall mean bullet-resistant metal or other material intended to provide protection from weapons or bodily injury.

figleaves.com ~ link

hb1153 piyush scam signs dopey rino chris hazel's ignorant 'body armor' bill

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