18 April 2008

gov piyush "bobby" jindal to spend $5.4 million on local homosexual hotspot buhlow lake

fast talking bull shit artist piyush "bobby" jindal brought his schtick to central louisiana again today. for once he skipped the diamond grill in favor of the louisiana state university at alexandria campus to tout his recent submission to the state legislature called the 'capital outlay bill.'

the governor took this opportunity to tell area students that "Priority 1 is $5.4 million for a visitors center and museum at Forts Randolph and Buhlow Historic Sites in Pineville."

local homosexuals reportedly said that with the planned improvements buhlow is going to be "absolutely fabulous."

no word yet on whether or not the governor's special friend, congressman jim mccrery will be cutting the ribbon for buhlow's grand reopening.